This bloke walks into his local and says to the landlord

"A pint of anything but Stella"
"Why not Stella?" the landlord replied
"Because last night I had 15 pints of it and by the end of the night I was ****ing skint", the man said
"Well", the landlord said "If you buy 15 pints of any lager it's gonna cost a lot of money"
"No", the bloke says, "you don't understand 'skint' is my Jack Russell.