(I) if your wife is overwieght why not ask her to go jogging, 3 miles in the morning, and 3 miles in the evening....

...in a week she'll be 42 miles away.


(II) Is a dog mans best friend or a wife-i think it is the dog, this can be proved. Put your wife and a dog in the boot of a car. Let them out and see which one is pleased to meet you.