There was an Englishman an Irish man and a Scottishman out in the deepest jungles of (shall we say)Brunai.
They were captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken before the chief.
"behold our stewpot"said the chief.
You will be killed and put into our stewpot!
Unless of course you will take on a challenge!
"we will take the challenge said the three,we love a challange"!
'You will go out into the jungle(with an escort party to prevent escape)and return with ten items of fruit each'!
so off they went,the Irishman was the first to return,with ten apples(yeah i know there are no apples in the jungle,but give me a little artistic licence here,ok)!
"Well done said the chief,you have completed the first part of the challenge,now to complete the challenge you must insert all ten items of fruit into(avoiding profanity or vulgarity here,if possible given the joke)your bum,showing no expression whilst doing so"
The Irishman proceeds to try to insert the apples,however gave a grimace of pain,was killed and thrown into the stewpot!
Next came the Scottishman,with 10 Jungle blueberries,same rules applly.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8,9 inserted when the Scottishman burst out laughing,was killed and thrown into the stewpot!
So he meets the Irishman at the gates of heaven.
Why did you laugh,you only had one more blueberry to insert and you would have got away,why?
"Och i couldnae help it"said our scottish freind "i saw the Englishman coming back with pineapples"!!!!!!!