I must say Mr Max Clifford does know his Job.After a year of people saying how
much they hate the fat slapper Jade Mad Max goes and has a Brainwave.Why
not kill two Birds with one stone (and clean up on the rights to the pathetic sordid little story as well).The first part of this plan involves getting tubby motormouth and Brainless bitch Jade onto India's version of Jades only known
party trick Big (Bore) Brother.Now comes the devious part while the Human Dray
Horse is all packed in nice and tight with her now best mates the Indian young
people, get a message sent to her saying she has Cancer of the Arse.This you
see will accomplish two things,the people in the Big Bore House will all rally round
and let the whole Planet know just what a good albeit ugly ******* Jade is,and
now here is the clever bit.Old Max is savvy enough to really value the sight of a
big ugly "Main Battle Tank"! like Jade all of a sudden looking "real vulnerable".

Old Silver Fox Max had the Darling and vulnerable Jade prepare this new a dod tis in bruvvver ouse.
statement just before she entered the Big Bore House,it goes like this Jade
said she has utterly turned her very large back on racism and from now on
she only hates
(Quote) Puffs,Paki's,***'s,Wops,Spics,Nig Nogs,Lefties,Commies,Dagoes,
Yanks,Chinks,Japs,Ities,Argies,Whores,Perverts,Fro gs,Scots,Nags,Geeks,
Krauts,Liberals,Dykes,Paddies,Gypsies,Belgians,Tor ies,Faggots,Maggots,
and Herself.

All future correspondence should be sent to the Escape Goats,Est Angular
Birmandsiy wer A liv a fink.

All of the above is only a joke and in no way refutes any core beliefs which
Mizz Goody clearly showed us all on her previous Big Bore showdown with the
innocent Shilpa Shitty,she goes on to say for her one loyal fan herself.That
she is and will always remain the big fat ugly cow she has always been.

Signed
Jdea Ygdoo
Fank You.It was Jack all along you could see him putting foughts into me ead