Two new sqatters likely to move into dirt st sw1.
by , 09-05-2010 at 03:51 PM (201 Views)
The Libbers are about to do a deal with Droopy Dave. Imagine how the conversation went:
Droopy: so solly I said all those nasty things about you but the party made me do it,
Clggy: Well Droopy, I have your dongers in the mangle now, what are you going to pay me for a deal?
Droopy: we Nicky my boy, we are really from nearly the same background, Eton would have let you in but, they were being pressured to take those working class yobs at the time, so we we had to be selective. next time around Nicky my boy we will look after a good friend.
Now, how about a deal: I can't publish all we agree, you understand, it may reveal that we have no principles at all. letting the cat out of the bag that were all only innit for the money.
Yer right, is that the way they say it in Eton Droopy?
course Nicky boy, you see ... I said you were really Eton material, one of us boy! def one of us.
Cleggy: Yer, well Droopy, When can we see the money, the boys are pressing me for a big payout and they don't trust you like I do?
Droopy: I understand Nicky my boy, it was the same at Eton nobody trusted me, but just get me into Treasury Nicky Boy and the world is our Oyster card.
Cleggy: All right Droopy anything for a fellow Etonion.















