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" Would you Adam and Eve it ?

I caught that little schmok wearing my Bullingdon Tie in the cabinet office this morning. I kept sthum for the sake of our dodgy Constraint Agreement but, Sammy is getting near the boiling point and muttering about 'staying with Daddy for a while'. She says, that living in that grotty Victorian nightmare two up and two down, so as to con the peasants that we were 'just like them'... God forbid, was one thing, but having those two Putney ikes loungeing around 10 Dirt St. is inhibiting her Royal friends. I did think that stuffing them in a time share in the country would do the trick but, these two are thicker than thick and can't take a hint, so I will have to come up with some other move. Oh well, it was not for nothing that I was known as the chief slitherer at Eton.
Otherwise, all goes well with my conquering of England, Queenie is so doddery that she now thinks I am the King and it was all I could do to stop her courtesying to me in front of that lot of news s....ts the other day. That would really have upset Murdochy san he is still under the illusion that I am his lost bas....trd son.
Tootle pip for now and don't show these diaries to anyone.