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As an Irish bagpiper I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery in the remote countryside, and this man would be the first person to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the area I became lost, but being a typical man I didn’t stop for directions. When I finally arrived an hour late I saw the digger and the new grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight and the workmen were eating lunch.
I apologised to the workers for my lateness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.
I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. Still eating their lunch the workers gathered around the grave. I played with all my heart and soul.
As I played, the workers began to weep. Encouraged by their piety & grief, I played and I played like I'd never played before. I played everything from "Going Home," "The Lord is My Shepherd," to "Flowers of the Forest." Finally, I packed in my pipes & closed the lengthy session with "Amazing Grace" ...
I walked slowly to my car.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jesus, Mary & Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years now."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
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