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Reply With QuoteObviously a man of no substance!Originally Posted by Opinionated
"That's it smile and clap and they won't notice you don't cast a shadow!"
This is a discussion on return of the caption competition! within the Jokes & Humour forums, part of the Coffee Room category; "That's it smile and clap and they won't notice you don't cast a shadow!"...
accidental genius!
"That's it smile and clap and they won't notice you don't cast a shadow!"
"The object of universities is not to make skilful lawyers, physicians or engineers. It is to make capable and cultivated human beings." John Stewart Mill
Chancellor
Obviously a man of no substance!
"That's it smile and clap and they won't notice you don't cast a shadow!"
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
The Fascist
"Labour confident Brown's successor will not be overshadowed by him"
"That's it smile and clap and they won't notice you don't cast a shadow!"
either do it or don't. But I got places to be
Milliband takes ventriloquist act on tour
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
E. B. White
"To be honest, you think a/c jump the fence, I say the whole college jump the fence"
The wonder that is Angelcountry
"If we're going to have a police state, at least orgainise it properly!"
Guy Outside the Chilcott Enquiry as he was led away by police for causing a 'disturbance' (thanks to LA I now know his name is Michael Culver)
To begin with I reckon Milliband had a more normal looking fake smile, his expression changed to this rather hideous one due to his shock as Gordon whispered quietly into his ear 'If you even think about trying tp upstage me you won't make it out of building alive...keep smiling'
busy body
Milliband and Brown, having brought the house down with their rendition of Underneath the Arches, brought the show to a close with a unique rendition of Max Bygraves 'You need Hands'
Chancellor
Let's have some fun with this one then:-
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
Christian Zionist
I do admire Rupert Murdoch.
Jesus said in Luke 13:5, "unless you repent you will all likewise perish"
either do it or don't. But I got places to be
"Jedward survived again! Get in!"
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
E. B. White
"To be honest, you think a/c jump the fence, I say the whole college jump the fence"
The wonder that is Angelcountry
"If we're going to have a police state, at least orgainise it properly!"
Guy Outside the Chilcott Enquiry as he was led away by police for causing a 'disturbance' (thanks to LA I now know his name is Michael Culver)
busy body
Finally sick of only being allowed out to apologise for not only his own gaffes, but those of previous governments, Gordon decides to perform his strong torch song 'regrette Rien' quite forcefully on the X factor despite being voted off in order to keep Jedward.
The Fascist
Thank God you can't see what the other hand is doing.
Senior MP
I've got one of these for you, mr Cameron
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either do it or don't. But I got places to be
Early reports suggest Brown was a dopting a "pucker up boys" pose moments before being floored by the midget
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
E. B. White
"To be honest, you think a/c jump the fence, I say the whole college jump the fence"
The wonder that is Angelcountry
"If we're going to have a police state, at least orgainise it properly!"
Guy Outside the Chilcott Enquiry as he was led away by police for causing a 'disturbance' (thanks to LA I now know his name is Michael Culver)
Senior MP
Hi,
Early reports suggest Brown was a dopting a "pucker up boys" pose moments before being floored by the midget
for the sake of veracity:
'God it felt good but The Kensington Gore Hotel became a bit risky, then Geoffrey paid £140,000 for this woman as a cover'.
Regards,
Greg L-W.
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Senior MP
"And that b*****d Tony told the whole of the f*****g party that the only other candidate for the leadership had fundamental flaws of personality that precluded them from being able to take the job - Mandy & I got our revenge we both fisted him afterwards".Let's have some fun with this one then:-
CONTACTS etc.: My Full DETAILS -My MEDICAL Challenge DIARY- OTHER STUFF: - StolenKids BLOGS - Topical BLOG - POLITICS: - Leave-the-EU - UKIP-vs-EUkip - ON EUkip vs. UKIP - Junius on UKIP - The Midnight Hour - UKip's EFD - The BNP
Senior MP
Now the stump has healed I am having a hook fitted! Then I'll wear an eye patch.Let's have some fun with this one then:-
Jacqui Smith? PHWOAR, eh? PHWOAR.
Senior MP
I know he is blind in one eye. I didn't know he couldn't see out of the other one!
Jacqui Smith? PHWOAR, eh? PHWOAR.
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