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    Oh no, not another American joke!

    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midas View Post
    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that."
    Hi,

    you may have noticed once again they have a coloured Chief he is trying to reintroduce free medicine man, commitment to taxes is falling as less and less people work, bankrupcy after prolonged printing of money will erradicate debt, too much beaver so the unemployed college kids are everywhere, military strategies are all buffalo (bull?), women are the only ones who CAN get work, This place is f****d best go back to Africa for huge British hand outs and white NGO slaves.

    What goes around comes around!

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    Re: Oh no, not another American joke!

    Quote Originally Posted by Midas View Post
    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that."
    Now that was funny.

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    Re: Oh no, not another American joke!

    Quote Originally Posted by Midas View Post
    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that."
    You have to be really wealthy to live as good as the Indians did back in the day.
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