It's like the Darwin awards!

Originally Posted by Major Sinic

A passenger couldn't find her luggage in the airport arrivals baggage area, and went to the lost luggage office to report the loss. The counter assistant on duty smiled reassuringly and told her not to worry, as she was a trained professional.

'Now' she said 'Has your plane arrived yet?'

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The customer went into a Takeaway Pizza Parlour and ordered a small pizza to go. The server asked whether he would like it cut into four or six pieces. He pondered the question for a moment or so, and said 'Just cut it into four, I'm not hungry enough to eat six pieces'

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Two women were out shopping together, when they saw a girl with her nose and ear pierced and connected by a gold chain. 'Ouch' said one, 'It must rip out when she turns her head'

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A group of friends were walking along the beach, and one said 'Oh look at that dead bird'. 'Where?' replied another looking up at the sky.

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Very funny to be honest, and its really uncon actually.

lol