1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh
3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and who won't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and satisfies you sexually
5. It is important, very important that these four women never meet.

Yours

Tiger Woods

FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW (for men to have a happy life)

Weekends are for sport. (Dont fight it.its like a full moon ,it happens,go and do some housework!)
Friday is lads night in the Pub.( Dont be offended,do your hair or something)
A bit of variety out of the kitchen (Just because I said I like your chicken casarole dosnt mean I want it every night)
Make us sleep on the couch once a week (blokes like it,its like camping out )
Dont Cry (blokes dont take any notice,save the tears for your girlfriends ,while your sobbing on our shoulder were thinking about our golf swing)