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Just because I know how - doesn't mean I don't think life's too short!!
This is a discussion on A few of life's observations within the Jokes & Humour forums, part of the Coffee Room category; Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. ____________________ There’s a great need for ...
Chancellor
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
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There’s a great need for a sarcasm font.
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How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
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I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my hundred page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did the caller do after I didn't answer, drop the phone and run away?
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I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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Am I the only person to keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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I think that if years down the road I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition when at uni.
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Bad decisions make good stories.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
accidental genius!
Just because I know how - doesn't mean I don't think life's too short!!
"The object of universities is not to make skilful lawyers, physicians or engineers. It is to make capable and cultivated human beings." John Stewart Mill
Senior MP
Does anybody really iron a fitted sheet?
At a time when we're having to take such difficult decisions about how to cut back without damaging the things that matter the most, we should strain every sinew to cut error, waste and fraud.
You will feel the full force of the law and if you are old enough to commit these crimes you are old enough to face the punishments. And to these people I would say this: you are not only wrecking the lives of others, you are potentially wrecking your own life too.
(David Cameron) (Some of his lies.)
Accidental Poet
This guy probably irons his underwear. Ops, I would ask what you were looking for when you found this, but I'm afraid to know.Originally Posted by Opinionated
EDIT - Nevermind, I just saw Midas ask the question, which leads to more questions
I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?
Chancellor
No Don, don't go there, I simply posted the listThis guy probably irons his underwear. Ops, I would ask what you were looking for when you found this, but I'm afraid to know.
EDIT - Nevermind, I just saw Midas ask the question, which leads to more questions
Anyway, I have someone to do that sort of thing for me.......
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
busy body
Because we all know that what we really want is for thick buggers to know when we are being sarcastic
Accidental Poet
Is that sarcasm?
I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?
Chancellor
Got it in one
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised 'for the good of its victims' may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us 'for our own good' will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
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