Johnny was desperate to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was seeing someone else......

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "Look, I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you." But the girl said no.

Johnny said, "Tell you what, I'll put the money on the floor right in front of you, you bend down to pick it up, and I guarantee I'll be finished by the time you've done so."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...... So she called him and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, "OK, seems like a safe bet on your part, but ask him for £200, and if you pick up the money very fast he won't even have time to get his trousers undone let alone do anything else, but call me immediately afterwards."

So she agreed to Johnny and accepted his proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for her to call. Finally after 45 minutes he can stand it no longer and he calls her to ask what happened.

"No problem with the £200" she said, "but then the bastard went and put it down as a pile of one penny pieces!"

Political lesson: Always consider any proposal a politician makes in its entirety and with every possible option before agreeing to it, and perhaps getting yourself royally screwed as a result!