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Accidental Poet
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross."
The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish
Armada.
The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
Bastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have
been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white
flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has
increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate
Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations"
and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?
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Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.
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Accidental Poet
Which is in keeping with our new "Overkill is never too much" motto I mentioned Friday last. Do try to keep upOriginally Posted by Opinionated
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.
I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?
busy body
Never fear, Gordon has promised that he never hits people, we can all stand downEuropean terror alert levels rising
Senior MP
Hi,
true - but he is personally responsible for several 100 deaths in Afghanistan in an unwinnable conflict, founded on lack of common sense or understanding of the facts.
He is also responsible for around 1.4 Million deaths in Iraq.
Hows that for bullying!
Regards,
Greg L-W.
busy body
Don't dismiss it so easily - Brown is more willing to unleash the forces of hell on his workforce that on the Taliban
Senior MP
Nah, due to previous cuts in spending by the aforesaid Mr Brown, the forces from hell are currently unable to reach his workforce due to a lack of helicopters, a decent transport network or public transport system.
busy body
and the fact that he isn't a bully...ever...a bit Alec f at times, but not in the shoe throwing thing just a few briefs,,,not political ones just underwear ones...honest. I mean who doesn't throw breifs at close political allies?
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