Please go away, I am about to quantitatively ease the door shut.
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Come back Jehova's Witnesses! All is forgiven!
Either that or "Oh great, those 2 grinning twerps I ordered have arrived"
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
E. B. White
"To be honest, you think a/c jump the fence, I say the whole college jump the fence"
The wonder that is Angelcountry
"If we're going to have a police state, at least orgainise it properly!"
Guy Outside the Chilcott Enquiry as he was led away by police for causing a 'disturbance' (thanks to LA I now know his name is Michael Culver)
Please go away, I am about to quantitatively ease the door shut.
Jesus said in Luke 13:5, "unless you repent you will all likewise perish"
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Hello, we've come about the jobs for the odd job man and the cleaner, advertised in May 7th's 'The Lady'.
"Gordon's got his hand up my..........and I like it".
(Sorry for any offence, but couldn't resist.)
Hello. I am wondering if you have a double bed here at St Marks Bed and Breakfast for my friend and I. I am Harry Man and he is Gordon!
Last edited by Midas; 09-04-2010 at 09:00 AM. Reason: Corrected quote tags
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