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    Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    On 2 April, U.S. Representative Hank Johnson (D. GA), during committee questioning of Admiral Robert Willard, CINC PAC, regarding plans to station approximately 8,000 Marines, support elements and their families on Guam (25,000 total), stated that he is afraid the island will; "...tip over and, uh, and capsize."

    Admirably, the Admiral (pun intended) did not laugh out loud and played the part of the 'straight man', saying "We don't anticipate that".

    Some stuff you just can't make up

    I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?

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    Re: Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    Whats that saying, er....erm, ah yeah, you get what you float for.
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    Re: Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    OK, I know this is in Jokes & Humour, but is that Hank Johnson for real or what? He sounds and looks either drunk or stoned, or perhaps both. I sincerely hope that he doesn't represent the standard of the average US congressman!!
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    Re: Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    Yeah looking back he did look a bit drugged up, but the strong rumour around Parliament is that cocaine is pure, none of that mix with flour sh!t.
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    Re: Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    Sounds like a Nick Griffin idea.
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    Re: Warning - Overpopulated Islands May "Capsize"

    Quote Originally Posted by JacquesMagique View Post
    Sounds like a Nick Griffin idea.
    What the pure cocaine??Could help with his parties Finances..........Buy it pure and cut it with baking powder!!!

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