A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of
women is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.
Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another
ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I
guess all those 'f---ing' lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, You
should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck.

I'll pass that one on to my club captain for his weekly joke session.Best make sure there are no lady members in earshot though!