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    Sick...But Funny

    Jeffery Dahmer's mother was over to his apartment for a visit.

    "Jeffery", she said, "I don't like your friends the least bit".

    "Well at least eat the vegetables", he replied.
    I wonder why the things that should be so simple, so natural... like loving someone and letting them see into your heart... should require so much courage?

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    Re: Sick...But Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Jeffery Dahmer's mother was over to his apartment for a visit.

    "Jeffery", she said, "I don't like your friends the least bit".

    "Well at least eat the vegetables", he replied.
    Groan!! Brings to mind "What did Hannibal Lecter say after he ate Monica Lewinsky?" - "Boy, she went down fast!"
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    Hi,

    are you sure you didn't mean Lewinski of Clinton!

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    Re: Sick...But Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Lance-Watkins View Post
    Hi,

    are you sure you didn't mean Lewinski of Clinton!
    Ah, I did indeed, presumably a typo by the person from whom I copied and pasted, but I think most people would have got it with either an 'i' or a 'y'.
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    Re: Sick...But Funny

    Hi,

    I do think, although her reputation precedes her that to believe MOST people get it with Monica Lewinski is over doing it - perhaps her strange diet is a product of a fridge full of little black dresses kept as DNA samples.

    I do believe that Ron Davies kept none of his wife's dresses after he was wearing them around Clapham Common, Brixton and Battersea.

    Rough as a badger springs to mind.

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