Sick...But Funny

**Don** · 17-08-2010, 05:56 PM

Jeffery Dahmer's mother was over to his apartment for a visit.

"Jeffery", she said, "I don't like your friends the least bit".

"Well at least eat the vegetables", he replied.

**Midas** · 17-08-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Don

Jeffery Dahmer's mother was over to his apartment for a visit.

"Jeffery", she said, "I don't like your friends the least bit".

"Well at least eat the vegetables", he replied.

Groan!! Brings to mind "What did Hannibal Lecter say after he ate Monica Lewinsky?" - "Boy, she went down fast!"

**Greg Lance-Watkins** · 18-08-2010, 01:42 AM

Hi,

are you sure you didn't mean Lewinski of Clinton!

**Midas** · 18-08-2010, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Greg Lance-Watkins

Hi,

are you sure you didn't mean Lewinski of Clinton!

Ah, I did indeed, presumably a typo by the person from whom I copied and pasted, but I think most people would have got it with either an 'i' or a 'y'.

**Greg Lance-Watkins** · 18-08-2010, 01:49 PM

Hi,

I do think, although her reputation precedes her that to believe MOST people get it with Monica Lewinski is over doing it - perhaps her strange diet is a product of a fridge full of little black dresses kept as DNA samples.

I do believe that Ron Davies kept none of his wife's dresses after he was wearing them around Clapham Common, Brixton and Battersea.

Rough as a badger springs to mind.

Regards,
Greg_L-W.