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View Poll Results: Who do you want as Miss islamic veil 2006?
Ayisha 4 26.67%
Fatima 6 40.00%
Bashira 5 33.33%
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:20 PM
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Miss Islamic veil 2006

(Copied from www.thelabourparty.org.uk)

Ignore the propaganda! The recent pronouncements by Jack Straw, and other senior members of the Labour party about the ‘niquab’, or full Islamic veil, were only a smokescreen. We in the Labour Party love all Muslims and want them all to have free houses, etc, as long as they provide a fabulous pool of cheap labour for business, and help us destroy the way of life of white working class British folk.

To prove it, we have decided to give you, the wonderful voters of Britain, the chance to choose which of our three georgeous niqab wearing finalists will win the coveted title of MISS ISLAMIC VEIL UK 2006, along with 2 free council houses, hers to let out at a profit, or to put her many relatives in.

Here are our georgeous Islamic lovelies, (phwoaarr!) along with a brief description of each to help you choose. Send your votes to unlimitedimmigration@thelabourparty.org.uk (or vote on the poll in this thread)

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Ayisha, far left, is 22 years old. She came to the UK on the back of a lorry with her 6 children and claimed asylum, which was immediately granted. Now she lives in a 7 bedroomed council house in Kensington. As a full time mum, her time is precious, but she still has time to develop her career as a full time benefits claimant. She hopes that her four sons will soon join the ‘jihad’ against the ‘great Satan’ of the west, and she is already teaching them elementary explosives techniques!

Ayisha’s hobbies include chanting political slogans such as ‘Death to America’, and reading holy scriptures.

Fatima, in the middle of our picture, is 24 years old and has 10 children. Born in Bangladesh, she came to Britain at the age of 11 to meet her husband for an arranged marriage, and started making children soon after. Fatima hates British values but loves all the free money she gets from the state, and, like Ayisha, she hopes that at least 3 of her 4 sons will become ‘martyrs’. Fatima is expecting her 11th child, so she doesn’t have much time for hobbies,(In fact, her only hobby is making wonderful baby muslims) but you can see her occasionally shouting ‘Death to America’ at political demonstrations. Fatima’s only ambition is for the UK to become and Islamic Rebublic. Wonderful!!!!

Finally, Bashira, aged 25, also has 10 children and lives in Birmingham, along with her husband’s three other wives, and does much the same as Fatima and Ayisha.

Which fabulous Islamic lovely will you choose? Send us your votes before 30 November 2006. All participants will also receive a free council house! (Subject to our usual Terms and Conditions*)

*Terms and Conditions

From time to time we offer free council houses to contributors to our site. White British participants should understand that, unfortunately, in line with Party policy, they cannot themselves be given a free council house, no matter how well or how often they provide material for this website. Council houses are only ever allocated to dark skinned and foreign folk.

However, white folks of British origin DO have the opportunity, if they win, to nominate a qualifying person to have a fabulous house, absolutely free.

We regret any inconvenience this may cause, but we do have our principles. We appreciate your understanding.
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