there was a older couple that lived kind of close to the suburbs. one night when they were getting ready to go to bed the wife looked out the window and saw that the light was on in the shed so she told her husband to go and turn it off.
when he got out the door he saw that it was a couple of people raiding his shed. he went back in side and called 911. the operator on the line asked what the matter was and he told her that there were some people stealing from him.
She asked if they were in his house and he told her no so she said to lock the doors and that there were no police in the area but that she would send someone over when she could. and they hung up.
the old man waited for about 5 minutes and called back. the same women answered and the old man proceded to tell her that she needent worry about sending over any officers that he had went ahead and justkilled the intruders.
Within about 2 minuets there were 7 cop cars 2 ambulances and a swat truck in front of his house.
now the old man never actually hurt anyone but they caught the people red handed. a cop came up to the old man later and said.
"I thought you said you had killed them."
"Well the lady on the phone said there were no cops near by either."

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