SO WE have a Prime Minister and a deputy who have the complexion and look as alike as Pinkie and Perky. Usually reliable sources believe that this is the first time in history that the British government has been run by a pair of puppet look-alikes.
Not that Clogger Cleggy will get lonely at cabinet meeting. Five of his mates from the notorious LD gang will be joining him. Let’s hope that they are frisked for catapults, stink bombs and ink pellets before the meetings start or it could all end up in mayhem.
Little Dave Cameron has finally seen Gordon ‘Mr Growser’ Brown off and made it to the top of the greasy pole, albeit with a little help from his brand-new best chum. So after all the haggling, the arguments and the scheming the big society has come to pass and we have an administration of all the puppets,
Largely as a result of all this Mr Growser has thrown in the towel and the Labour party has now got to cast its net far and wide in order to find a replacement.
They’ll manage it and the next leader looks certain to have all the personality and charisma of a dead Halibut that has been laying on a fishmonger’s slab for more than a week. He, or she, won’t feel the least bit out of place for this autumn’s Queen’s speech as the party leaders line up together.
I must admit that I found the last administration to be totally lacking in character and colour. Guess what? This bunch look set to be even worse.
Time will tell but already Ray Alan’s Lord Charles is the new Chancellor of the Exchequer with Captain Hook’s mate Mr Smee helping him out by taking responsibility for the banks. The rest of the seem to have been filled by others just as controllable yet bland.
Whatever happened to politicians who stood out? They seem to have been a breed that became extinct at about the time that the old gas boards became British Gas. I wonder if the two facts are related?