The living acronym Lembit Opik [who curiously has the knack off always backing the loser] has decided the grass is greener with a East European Weirdo Girlfriend,and blowing his current girl Sian Lloyd out.Lembit must be a moron to chuck Miss Lloyd for that anorexic monosylabic whore.The Man seems to be in some mid life crisis,where he thinks he is in his twenties again.The 42 son of Estonian immigrant stock who's father settled in "Belfast" [God knows what he thought of the Religeous bigortry there???,he must have wished he had stayed in Estonia!!!!.]Anyway old lembit is quite a fantasist his biggest claim to fame apart from backing closet Homosexual Mark Oaten for leadership of his crummy litle party,has always been a Asteroid defence Satalite system!!!!.The idiot kept
banging on about this during B,liars first term when the turncoat Libs reached their Nadir of about 48 MPs.They handed the fool a job not for the performance
he gave in Parliament but for the curiosity of people wanting to know why he had such a bloody stupid name!!.Also this gave the Libs more airtime than they would normally get.Lembit though doesn't seem to know the IRON hand influence that the Cheeky Girls [Shitty crappy girls] Mother has on procedeing
~s .Once i saw the pair of them being interviewed about their single Cheeky Girls [touch my bum].Which should have read our Mother watches us Come.For it seemed that dear old Mother Crappy Girl Weirdo want's to involve
herself in every single part of her strange Twins life,even to the point of watching what they flush away down the shitter after they have had a crap.
They have to shout for Mummy to see what it looks like!!!!!,Old Lembit will have to watch his Pand Qs but with a name as silly as his he is very used to doing just that.Oh one last word before i go Miss Lloyd will no doubt be waiting for the day when old Lembit and Butler gets the Heave Ho,by my reckoning she will not have to wait very long.Go for it Lembit don't jump off though if you hear a Asteroid hit,likely it will just be Mummy Crappy girl asking her daughter if you were a good ****.I very much doubt Crappy girl number two will want you to lick her mutton button.Their Mother might fancy a crack
though????.Also ignore the strange noises coming from the Wardrobe again it's Mummy Crappy girl watching you having a jump.